snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via hunkules)

fuglyselfie:

“I like to hang out with boys cause there’s less drama” did Lord of the Flies teach you nothing???

(via hunkules)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via florenncepugh)